PISCES

Published in Weird   |   Article Submitted by Keith Donegan

Are you feeling lucky this week Pisces? Well get ready to rock as this period is a spectacularly harmonious one for you especially when it comes to the world of hard cold cash. Money speaks all languages and it is speaking yours in honeyed tones at this point in your life. Without any palaver then, now is the time to hit your boss for that rise. And don’t forget to ask for twice the amount you had in mind   because even if you don’t get it in your current job, he’ll admire your  audacity  so much that he’ll  give you a promotion which will get you the outrageous figure you asked for anyway.  Or, if it’s a chunk of money you want – no matter how much - ask your bank manager for a loan! But then why restrict this golden goose money period to the bank manager. What about that tighter than tight rich relative you’ve got? The one everyone in the family hates because he never gives a penny towards anything though he’s got money bulging out of his ears? Well, go get ‘im tiger!  This week that miserly relative will be a mewling kitten for the taking.  And you won’t even have to sweet talk him into it either.  He’ll be so relieved that someone has made such a bold request without the preamble justification; he won’t be able to give it to you fast enough. Of course there’s always a price to pay for all this money luck Pisces. In this case, use it wisely. Another chance like this may not come again ever. Printed USB sticks.